The Legend of Zelda: Pokemon Unleashed!

Prologue

Deep in the dark forests of the Pokemon World, two pokemon rescue teams consisting of a Riolu, Xatu, Nuzleaf, and Weavile in one(Team SaberMoon), and three Pichus in the other.(Team Masaichu) These two teams are allies, traveling through the forest on a mission to save a Cranidos, hoping there is no trouble ahead.
"How much longer until we find Cranidos? This forest gives me the willies," asked one of the Pichus, named Ember.
"We'll be there when we get there Ember," answered the Riolu, named Ariel, "stop being such a baby pokemon."

A clearing comes up ahead, but Cranidos isn't anywhere to be found. Instead, there are hundreds of thousands of portals in the clearing, all with a different marking at the top.

"Wow," said the Nuzleaf named Acornianno(Acorn for short) "Who puts all these portals in a forest?"
"The same guy who advertises Starbursts by stupidly saying 'berries and cream'," said Ariel.
"Ooh, glowy doors," says Ember "Me like glowy doors"
Ariel slaps Ember and says "Can you stop being an idiot for once!"

Ember gets up after being slapped down, and walks up to a portal with a symbol containing three triangles. She stares at the portal with a certain glow in her red-tinted eyes. She jumps through the portal a few minutes after.

"Ember!" Yelled the two other Pichus, Polaris and Latura.
"Well don't stand there, lets go get her!" said Ariel.

Both rescue teams jumps into the portal as Ember did and land in a different forest.



Chapter 1: To the Mysterious Land of Hyrule.

The pokemon rescue teams look around the forest, but see only trees. Where could they be? Will they ever get back to the Pokemon World?


"Where are we?" asked Latura.
"In a forest you idiot," answered Acorn.
"You two be quiet!" Exclaimed Ariel, "We need to find Ember and get out of here before we're seen."

The group of pokemon walk deeper into the forest and come across a village of small people(Kokiri Village)

"Hey look, dwarves," said Acorn
"Those aren't dwarves," said Ariel, "They're Elves...I think."
"I know let's call them Dwelves," said Polaris.

Suddenly, an arrow shoots out from nowhere and hits Evangeline(a Xatu)in the back. She is unharmed by this though.

"Ooh," said Evalgeline, turning around and seeing the arrow, "How long has that been there?"

Evangeline looks around and sees a Dwelf(Kokiri)behind her.

"Hey look a Dwelf," said Acorn.
"What the heck is a Dwelf?" said the Kokiri, "and what the heck are you?"

Everyone just looks at the Kokiri, not knowing what to do.

"Hey Ariel," whispered ShadowClaw (a Weavile) "Let's gut it and use it as a throw rug in the Rescue base."
"You're gross," replied Ariel, "you know that right?"
"Ok let's see," said the Kokiri, "We've got a midget fox,(Ariel)a limegreen woodpecker wannabe,(Evangeline)a bipedal weasel,(ShadowClaw) a living tree stump,(Acorn) and two yellow mice that look like they belong with the Squeak Squad(Latura and Polaris.) whatever you mutant animals are, you have to leave before this arrow goes through Ms. Woodpecker wannabe's back."
"Just try and hurt me with that over-sized toothpick and see what happens." said Evangeline, who sounds a bit ticked.
"Ariel," whispered ShadowClaw again, "How about we kill it and give it to Arceus(Their god)as an offering."
"Ok, that's it," Ariel yelled softly, "no more Blast Seeds for you!"
"So what's it gonna be?" said the Kokiri, readying his bow and pointing it at Evangeline.

Evangeline, just stares at him, obviously using her psychic power to see that the Kokiri's name is. She bursts out in laughter.

"Mido," Evangeline laughed "That's almost as bad as Acornianno Zenariannioa(Acorn's full name)."
"Hey that's my dad's name!" Acorn yelled.
"You're dad's name is Bob." said Evangeline.
"No it's JimBob," corrected Ariel.
"I thought it was JimBobBobJim." Polaris added.
"Will you guys quit it!" exclaimed Acorn "and Latura, Polaris, what's your dad's name?"
"Well that's easy," answered Latura, "It's...uh..Polaris what's Dad's name?"
"It's Raichu Big," said Polaris.
"I knew it!" yelled Acorn, "You're was one of the Pichu Brothers!"
"Acorn," said Ariel, peparing to yell "Everyone knows that! Even the audience does!"

Everyone stares at the audience. "How long have they been there?"

"Anyway," said Mido, "Are you guys gonna leave?"
"Let's put it in a way a Dwelf would understand, no" replied Ariel.
"Ah ignore it" said Evangeline, "We have to find Ember and get out of here."
"She's a yellow mouse with power over electricity," said Polaris "How hard can it be?"

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