The Legend Of Zelda: Fusion Gate

The carnival at ClockTown was a good day for Link to enjoy his stay, right after he defeated Majora’s Mask. 2 days after the carnival it was raining lighty, the sun was still out, it was also cold outside in the mid afternoon. Kafei just married to Auju, the owner of the Stock Pot Inn. During Dinner time they talk about Link and things he did to help everyone, a guard came in to the kitchen, he stated “Link has just left this town, the citizens applied that Link went into the Forest”. The guard looks down at his feet, stumbling in fear. “What is wrong, is there a problem?” said Auju. The guard continued, “No, no its really nothing, nothing at all.” The guard got out as quick as possible. Kafei said “I think theres something wrong with Link, yes, something he defiantly wrong!” Auju grandmother came in to the kitchen, right after she sees that Auju left some food for her she went back to here room. “I don’t know why she’s doing this, before Link have gotten her, she still does the same. *crying* I really don’t know what to do.” Said Auju while crying.

Meanwhile the guard went back to the Milk Bar, there were 3 other guards there and the chief and a deku at the steps.. “What is it soldier? Why are you so scared, Chu chu’s got your tongue?” said the chief. The guard said “ I went into the Stock Pot Inn to tell the mayor’s son that Link has left, before I even came to the Inn, I heard people saying Link the one who stopped and destroyed the moon; he went into the other part of the woods.” The chief said “hehehehe what do you mean Mr. Floyd? The guard outered “ SIR?! Are you drunk? How can you get drunk off of milk!? The owner of the milk bar stated “He was here even before the opening time, He drank like a mad man addicted to anything that made him happy” the owner starts to laugh he continued “hahahaha! He drinks so much he can be his own cow hahahahaha!” The deku sitting on the step said “Like that wasn’t even funny, stop making up stuff like the joking you thought of that didn’t even make scene, uh oh now theres a joke!” The guards looked at the deku then the owner; they repeated looking at both of them, then all the guards looked at the owner. The owner started to sweat and he move towards the floor, all the guards were laughing out loud that they started to cry. “hahahahahaha, wheres the bathroom? I need to go badly hahahahahaha, please tell me where, I would not clean what will be there in a matter of seconds! Cried the chief while laughing. Everyone in the bar said “GO TO LAUNDRY POOL!!!!

The chief got up and rushed to the door while tripping up the stairs. And he zoomed to his destination. After they have had their moments, they began talking about the forest, and their lost friend. Floyd stated “Anyone remember Daniel Goom?” “I do, I remember him” said the chief coming through the door. Floyd looked at the chief and said “sir, why are you soaking wet, in fact where did you even go?” The chief said “Well, well you guys want to know?” everyone shouted yes, then the chief explains “ well I saw a beauty, pretty purple thing” the chief was cit off from the guard that randomly shout “OMG!!!! The chief found a girlfriend for the 26th time; this is a first since the other 25 rejected you because of your stupidity and lack of speaking. I remember I saw you got back hand slap by one of Gorman’s Dancers. I was the WestClockTown guard, boy I saw you hit the bomb shop door hard ha ha ha!” Everyone busted out laugh again. They laugh so hard that tears raced down theirs cheeks. The deku spat out 8 deku nuts and it flashed everywhere. “AS I was saying, o and wait, it wasn’t a girl it was a grape flavored rupee” continued the chief “So I took it and kept it and boy I enjoy having this, ha ha it will cover my milk bar bills.” The owner of the milk bar tackles the chief and swiftly took his purple rupee. “Ah, I bet that’s 50 ruppes, yes sir it is! Ok, your free to go it’s getting late, its 3 a. m.” said the owner. Floyd started to talk and said to the chief Link left to go to the forest. “SAY WHAT!?!!” cried the cheif the was a moment of silence… A zora in black shorted pants, with purple symbols on it came by. The deku smiled as if he knew the zora. “ummm….ok….. I think I came to a mourning party or something...um... Ill be on my way now bye” said the zora, slamming the door. The zora continued “What a bunch of weirdos, and why Leafosa was there? In the milk bar the owner said “well guys I think it’s time to head home, my eyes are bloodshot and I have a sudden urge to laugh like crazy… Well its closing time. Good night.” The party is now over.

Everyone left without saying anything, the guards headed back to their post, but they tried their hardest to stand guard but they were thinking about sleeping at the time. But the deku snuck out of town and headed for the forest. “Hey!? I thought they say I kid in green cothing left to the forest but hes resting outside, o well, Ill be first place to the cavern.” Said the deku.


TO BE CONTINUED........................

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