A Link to the Past Remix

Angelic Swordsman: Hello reader and welcome to my new story that I’m starting today.
ShadowtheFrog: What kind of story are you writing this time you moron?
Angelic Swordsman: Don’t worry ShadowtheFrog you’ll see in do time for this is going to be a good story, Hahahahahahaha.
Lttp Link: I don’t like the sound of this at all. Something bad is definitely going to happen and I’m in the middle of it.
Lttp Zelda: what in the world are you talking about Link?
Ganon: Am I going to be able to rule the world this time around Angelic Swordsman?
Oot Link: How about No!!
ShadowtheFrog: Oot Link how in the world did you get here?!
Oot Link: Angelic Swordsman invited me as a special guest of the story so there.
Lttp Link: So are your like my ancestor or something like that?
Oot Link: Sorry but I’m not related to you in any way.
ShadowtheFrog: Hey Link is Zelda here with you?
Lttp Link and Oot Link: Huh?
ShadowtheFrog: I wasn’t talking to you Link I was talking to Oot Link.
Oot Zelda: Did someone call for me?
ShadowtheFrog: Hello Zelda how are you?
Oot Zelda and Lttp Zelda: I’m doing just fine thank you.
ShadowtheFrog: This is so annoying that it not even funny anymore.
Angelic Swordsman: Link and Zelda Please do the Disclaimers please for we can start the story.
Lttp Link and Oot Zelda: Angelic Swordsman does not own any Nintendo Characters or dialog that appear in this story, he does however own some of this plot so there.
ShadowtheFrog: On a side note he doesn’t own me either I’m only here for the comedy.
Angelic Swordsman: Alright lets get this story started. Ok here we go!



Chapter One: A Weird Beginning

Long ago, in Hyrule, a beautiful kingdom surrounded by forests and mountains… Legends told of an omnipotent and omniscient Golden Power that laded hidden. It was hidden in a Sacred realm beyond the reach of men, but one day… A doorway to that realm was suddenly opened… Hoping to claim the Golden power as their own the people began to quarrel and fight with water guns and rubber chickens. Many sought to enter the hidden Golden Land… But none returned and instead evil monster along with cucoo which are considered the chickens from hell among some people began to issue forth from the portal. So the king commanded seven sages to seal the gate to the Land of the Golden power with bubble gum brought from a near by Wal-Mart . Many brave Knight were lost in the battle to protect the sages from the tides of evil do to the fact that their spears and swords were replaced mysteriously with foam replicas, but at last the magic bubble gum seal was cast! Evil flowed no more! And the seal would remain for all time… Or until the bubble gum got old and the seal breaks… But when these event were obscured by the mists of time, and became Legend…

A mysterious wizard known as Agahnim aka the stupid cry baby appeared as if from nowhere… And with pink pretty magic he turned the good king of Hyrule into a chicken and ate him for dinner.

He cast spells on the soldiers and kidnapped maiden descended from the sages for his own pleasure and to break the magic bubble gum seal. This destiny fast approaches for the final maiden princess Zelda.


It was a cool summer’s day in the land of Hyrule as the birds flew through the air and the animal ran around on the ground playfully. We see a dark Blonde haired girl running along the forest path, she is dressed in a yellow shirt, along with a green miniskirt . Not too far behind her there is a boy dressed in green slacks, a brown shirt, and green tunic. As the gap between them is almost closed the boy in green grabs the girl by her arm and drags her down to the ground, once on the ground the boy start to tickling her causing her to the laugh really hard. The girl using her free arm pull out a small green water gun and start the shoot the green clothed boy in the face.

“Hahaha! Stop tickling me Link or I’ll squirt you again with my water gun.” said the girl as she readied her gun to fire water again.

“So what that still isn’t going to stop me from tickling you Aryll so there.” replied Link as he received another face full of water from Aryll’s squirt gun.

The two soon start to wrestle each another after Link received a few more shots of water from Aryll’s squirt gun. As they wrestle the two rolled down a hill and the fight ended with Aryll as the winner. Aryll sat on top of Link very pleased with her victory over her big brother, Link on the other hand just looked at the beautiful smile plastered on his sister’s face. Aryll just stared in to her brother’s scarlet blue eyes of course she had the same colored eyes but there was something about Link’s eyes that was enchanting. Aryll slowly laid her head down on her brother’s chest and placed one of her hands in his. Link feeling one of his sister’s hands in his own held it firmly and used his free arm and wrapped it around his sister’s waist. All Link and Aryll had were each other, besides their uncle who took care of them they didn’t have parents they were orphans at a young age Link was three and Aryll was just a new born. Link only had small memory of who their parents were besides that he also had a locket with a picture of his mom, dad, sister, and him inside of it.

“Big brother you sure do look like the picture of dad that in our parents locket.” said Aryll as she lifted her head to stare into her brother’s eyes again.

“Thanks and you look just like the picture of mom that in there too.” replied Link as he kissed his sister on the forehead.

Angelic Swordsman: Well that it for chapter 1 so please review my story and tell me if it is good or not.
ShadowtheFrog: You put some brother and sister fluff in this chapter didn’t you?
Angelic Swordsman: Yep I sure did. I decided to put Aryll from the wind waker in this story because I felt the Lttp Link needed more family you know.
Oot Link (will be referred to as Link 1): I felt that this chapter was a little Short.
Lttp Link ( will be referred to as Link 2): Yeah why didn’t you write more it would have been more interesting.
Angelic Swordsman: Cause I ran out of ideas for this chapter besides it was mainly used to introduce you and your sister.
ShadowtheFrog: What the next chapter going to be about?
Angelic Swordsman: Next chapter Agahnim going to throw a dance party so breakout your dance shoes and see you next time.

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